F.R.I.E.N.D.S; Your Job’s a Joke, You’re Broke!

I’m going to start this article with a controversial opinion; I don’t think Friends was actually that good. I much preferred the crossover storylines & humour of Seinfeld, and I didn’t think it was as ground-breaking as Sex And The City. However, I will say that Friends did explore very important topics, one of them being money.

This show really highlighted the relationship between friends, work, money and how each character dealt with these situations. So I thought, seen as I’ve done The Simpsons, Sex And The City, and Seinfeld, it would be cool to analyse each character and how they behave with money. Of course, we are going to explore topics about rent (like how the hell did Monica and Rachel have that huge apartment in NYC!), careers, and if I think each character was good at saving and investing.

Chandler Bing

Chandler is a great character to analyse financially. Although his career is a big vague (something in IT management?), we see his career grow significantly, to where he is considered a higher income earner. Some articles say his salary would have been roughly USD 100,000 per annum, with others saying up to USD 180,000. I can imagine that this corporate role of his gave great benefits; probably health insurance, bonuses and maybe even contributions into a 401K. This would mean that Chandler would have a good capacity to save- a high income with less fixed expenses. And we can see that throughout the show, mainly when he does a mid-career switch and becomes an intern. This would mean that he would have taken a massive pay cut, but that doesn’t seem to phase him. This tells me that he had enough saved up in his emergency fund to be able to still cope, even on a lower salary. The only red flag Chandler has when it comes to money is his willingness to loan a friend cash without expecting it to be repaid. He lends Joey a lot of money, and covers a lot of his expenses, and I don’t think Joey pays it all back. To me, this shows that Chandler has a blurred line between logic and emotion, particularly with money. He could have learnt to either say no to Joey, or set some expectations as to when and how he would like to be repaid.

Rachel Green

Rachel’s career development throughout the show is very interesting. She starts off as a runaway bride from a rich husband, and we know her family is well-off, but she gives all that up and becomes a barista and waitress at Central Perk. It’s difficult to estimate her salary at this point, because wait staff do not qualify for minimum wage in the US; their base salary is very low and the rest is tips. Whilst tipping culture in the US is huge, one could argue that Rachel may not have been getting a lot of tips. She isn’t great at her job and often messes up orders. Moreover, Central Perk is a cafe, not a fine-dining restaurant, so the tips in general wouldn’t been as high as other establishments.

By the end of the show, she works in fashion, pulling a salary of roughly USD 55,000. I’ll explain later that her fixed expenses in terms of rent would have been very low. However, something tells me that Rachel’s expenses would have increased with her income; she doesn’t duplicate an outfit, and we see her with some designer pieces too. Although her job at Ralph Lauren would have given decent benefits (similar to Chandler), I think her lifestyle expenses would be more.

I’m unsure whether Rachel would be investing, as well as saving. She is hard-working, but she can also be spontaneous, which leads me to believe there’s not a tonne of forward-planning going on. She comes from a well off background, so there is a chance that her parents may have taught her the importance of investing, or she may have been completely sheltered from it.

Ross Geller

Maybe another controversial take- I cannot stand Ross. He has that toxic ‘nice guy’ trope, he doesn’t treat Rachel well and my biggest gripe is his job as a Palaeontologist. As someone who has a BSc (Hons) in Palaeobiology & Evolution, and an MA in Palaeolithic Archaeology & Human Origins, I can tell you right now that Ross’ job doesn’t make any sense. His lectures often cover non-palaeontological topics such as geology and sedimentology, and he often talks about his research in anthropology. These are all different things, and a lecturer would not be trained in all of these areas, or be hired to give lectures on all of them! Another point that always confused me is that Ross is portrayed as a higher income earner, with his salary being estimated at USD 75,000 a year. I know it’s very different to the US than in the UK, but I know for a fact that in England no palaeontologist would earn that amount.

But it’s not all peachy for Ross- he has a LOT of expenses; he’s the only one out of the six that lives alone, which means that he’s covering the rent by himself. He also has two kids and is three times divorced, which means that he would have a lot of outgoings in terms of child support and alimony.

Monica Geller

Monica has very good financial standing in the show. A head chef would have been pulling a salary of approximately USD 80,000 a year. Chefs have to work long hours, which would mean less time to spend money on going out. Not only that, if you work in a restaurant, it’s very common for your food to be covered, meaning that Monica wouldn’t have a tonne of expenses going out each month. Now let’s talk about the apartment. That place was huge, and we all know that New York is super expensive, even back in the 90s. So how did Monica (and Rachel) keep up with rent every month? It’s mentioned in the show that the apartment originally belonged to her grandmother, and when she moved away, Monica began living there and started subletting it out (illegally). This apartment was rent-controlled, so the rent would have only been USD 200! This would have been so cheap when spilt between her and Rachel, meaning that Monica’s living cost would have been very low indeed.

Moreover, Monica has quite an organised, cautious and responsible personality. This tells me that she was provably a prudent saver and investor, and she probably would have been investing in cautious portfolios. This would mean that sh’e likely be seeing moderate returns of 4-5%, meaning that her money would have been out-performing inflation. Therefore, Monica would be well set up for future kids’ expenses, and retirement.

Phoebe Buffay

Arguably the lowest earner out of the bunch, Phoebe’s salary is very difficult to estimate. Like Joey at times, we see her doing lots of various odd jobs, such as free lance caterer, busker, or a masseuse. A masseuse in the 90s could have drawn a salary of roughly USD 50,000. So at times when Phoebe’s salary was consistent, she could have been managing ok. Moreover, she lives with her grandma, meaning low fixed expenses, and she even inherits this property when her grandma passes. Whilst this would mean additional costs, such as maintenance and various taxes, that would be a huge boost for Phoebe’s assets. Other than this, I get the feeling that Phoebe often lives paycheque to paycheque, and therefore not a lot of space for savings and investing.

Joey Tribbiani

Joey’s character I think is the most interesting to explore. Throughout the show, we see Joey’s professional career as an actor- a job which is not always consistent or full time. And because of this, we often see Joey going through bouts of unemployment, or doing odd-jobs. However, by the end of the show, he is arguable earning the most out of the six, with his annual salary estimated at around USD 130,000. One thing I like about Joey is that, although his salary massively increases, his lifestyle doesn’t seem to change a tonne; he stays living in that apartment for the most part, he still enjoys home cooked Italian food or take-out, and we don’t see him spending too much on frivolous luxury items.

Another positive portrayal in the show is the bond between him and his family. They seem incredibly supportive of him, and value quality time together. Coming from a Mediterranean family myself, I can imagine that Joey’s culture and family dynamics contributed a lot to his money habits. From personal experience, immigrant families tend to have very strong work ethics, understand the importance of saving and realise that there are non-material ways that you can feel rich. I’m sure a lot of these mindsets rubbed off on Joey, but one thing about him that isn’t so good is the fact that whilst he is out of work or doing odd-jobs, he often relies on Chandler for financial support. Chandler not only covers his rent and food on several occasions, but he also pays out of pocket for Joey’s hernia surgery, which if you know anything about the US healthcare system, you know that it’s really quite costly! A fan estimated the amount that Joey owes Chandler, at a whopping USD 101,760!

All in all, Friends is a great portrayal of a group from various income brackets, with characters with many different money mindsets. We can learn a lot from them, such as the importance of setting aside for a rainy day, minimising our fixed expenses, and how to deal with friends in different money situations to us. I’ve really enjoyed doing this financial deepdive into the show, but I’d like to move away from US (particularly NYC) based shows! So please give me some suggestions for the next ones!

References:

https://www.bustle.com/entertainment/friends-characters-salaries-earned-throughout-series-estimated

https://entertainment.ie/tv/tv-news/a-friends-fan-has-worked-out-how-much-joey-actually-owes-chandler-216057/#:~:text=So%20the%20final%20answer%20is,career%20of%20a%20Transponster

https://www.cbr.com/friends-how-monica-afford-apartment/

Update On Taiwan

Only one week after I posted about all the elections in 2024 and what this could mean for global geopolitics, Taiwan has elected Dr William Lai as their president.

This may make things difficult, as Lai has vowed to protect Taiwan from China’s aggression. Xi Jinping has labelled Lai as a troublemaker and obviously would not want Lai to threaten his One China policy. Moreover, tensions have risen after the US congratulated Taiwan on the result- something that China claims goes against the US’s unofficial relationship with Taiwan.

Washington also used phrases like ‘diplomacy’, ‘partnership’ and ‘shared interest and values’, which has of course annoyed Beijing even more. The relationship between Lai and Xi Jinping is so bad that William Lai is not allowed to travel to Mainland China or Hong Kong! The two have not been in communication since 2016. Will this mean that China will increase its economic pressure on Taiwan? Will they threaten military force like they did in 2022? Whatever will happen, it’s clear that tensions will surely rise, as Lai is pro Taiwanese independence.

Of course, the result of the US election will greatly affect China and Taiwan, also, so we will monitor closely as the situation unfolds.

A Political Year For 2024

2024 may be the biggest election year ever, with almost half of the globe voting! At least 64 countries, plus the European Union will be voting and holding national elections. This is a massive year for global politics, so I thought I would discuss some of the notable elections and ones that interest me (don’t worry, I shan’t talk about all 64!).

US

This one probably makes us groan, and I’m sure we’re all bored of hearing about Trump & Biden, but this is arguably the most important election out of the lot. The US is the largest global power, and this election could see a change in USA’s relationship with North Korea, China, Russia and their stance on the ongoing conflicts in Gaza and Ukraine, depending on who wins. Also this is probably the only one where one of the candidates was a previous president who got impeached twice?

Taiwan

I feel like the whole world has been holding their breath when it comes to Taiwan & China, and this election will be no different! The winner of the Taiwanese election will have a tricky balancing act with China, and it’ll be interesting to see if Beijing continues its hold on the island, and whether the imminent threat of invasion will remain.

North Korea

This is interesting, because I didn’t even know the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea had elections (?!). I’m sure the Kim family, who are seen as somewhat deities in North Korea, don’t have an opposition party? What’s even more interesting, is that every election has been given a ‘freedom & fairness’ score (with 0.00 not being free nor fair at all, with 1 being the most free and fair), and North Korea scored higher than a lot of countries! I thought it would score 0.00, but it scored 0.14, which was higher than Venezuela- which I also expected to be low! Countries that scored 0.00 were Syria, Mali, Chad and South Sudan.

India

This election will be one to watch; not only is this election the largest in the world, but India is a rising global power and one of the most populous countries on the globe. The outcome may change not only domestic policies, but also regional politics, particularly concerning China. It may also escalate (or hopefully deescalate) the country’s rising Muslim/Hindu tensions.

Russia

Shockingly another country that’s free & fairness is not at the bottom of the list (although it is above North Korea)! But I don’t think anyone will be shocked when Putin is re-elected and the current trajectory of Russia’s geopolitics continues- i.e. the war continuing.

EU

Sadly, we’ve seen a surge in right wing parties in Europe, and I’m wondering if this will continue into 2024? It seems that a lot of centre-right parties will maintain their current positions, with even far-right parties gaining traction. The main points for discussion will of course be how the EU navigates conflicts, such as in Ukraine and Gaza, along with its green policies and the EU budget. Deficit Rules were suspended during the pandemic, meaning that members were allowed to borrow whatever they wanted to support their citizens, but this is set to be scrapped in 2024, with Deficit Rules being reinstated. Will this create tension between members?

Indonesia

I don’t have a tonne of opinions on this, but I thought it was interesting to note that Indonesia’s elections are only being held over one day! That’s the largest single-day vote, and I wonder how they are going to pull that off in such a large country that has some very remote locations.

Ukraine

Even though Ukraine is under Martial Law, which normally prohibits elections, there has been talk of these elections continuing, as a mark of democratic health. However, this may prove to be too challenging to organise during a war, with safety being a main concern. Either way, Zelenskiy is set to run for a third term, and he will probably win, with his ratings still remaining very high. However, parliament would have to change the law so that Ukrainiens can vote from overseas.

UK

The outlook of British politics has been bleak for a while now, and with the Conservative Party being in power for the past 14 years, some believe that Labour will win the next election, which Sunak has said will be held this year. This is conflicting for me- whilst I am desperate to see the Conservative Party go, and end their reign of austerity, I’m not convinced that the Labour Party will do a better job. Not only that, I have found myself shocked at every vote and election result in the UK for the longest time. None of us thought Brexit would happen, and how naïve we were to think that we would remain. So I’ve learnt to never think that the obvious flaws of the current party, means that they won’t be re-elected!

Whilst this may be the biggest election year ever, it may also be the most challenging for democracy, with many elections being carried out unfairly, or with risk of danger. Not only that, shock decisions and outcomes may shake the geopolitical framework as we know it. It’s going to be an interesting year for sure.

For the full information on the freedom & fairness score, check out Our World In Data: https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/free-and-fair-elections-index and for the full list of elections, along with dates & scores, check out this great article by Time: https://time.com/6550920/world-elections-2024/.

Why is Singapore Buying Gold?

Back in January, MAS increased Singapore’s gold reserves by 30%, another 6.8 tonnes of gold, seeing a significant increase in our overall reserves to 205 tonnes. But why are they doing this? What is the reason?

Central banks are continuing to buy gold, instead of holding USD.  Belief is that, now, we are a multi-currency world, so gold is a safer asset to hold than American Dollars. Although USD won’t lose its currency reserve status anytime soon, central banks want to diversify away from the dollar.

The trend of diversifying away from the US Dollar gained momentum when Western nations began putting sanctions on Russia because of the war in Ukraine; Russia was kicked out of the SWIFT system and many other sanctions caused Russia’s economy to plummet.

Not only that, the US Dollar’s recent rise has caused massive inflation problems worldwide, especially for emerging markets. This has obviously worried banks, causing a shift to gold; gold is a good hedge against inflation, and is separate from currency, so does not suffer from exchange rate risks.

During times of political and economic uncertainty, gold is a safe reserve. Gold is able to retain value much better than other forms of currency, because it is limited and cannot be diluted. So to me, it is clear that Singapore is increasing its gold reserves due to the current economic climate; Singapore will be able to whether the financial storm we are facing right now.

Gold can be a good investment option right now, as it’s a good way to hedge against inflation and recession. If you hold cash, your money can be eaten away due to the poor interest rates vs inflation. And finally, while to US Dollar is likely to be the reserve currency for a while, we do not know what will happen in future. Will you be investing in gold, like Singapore?